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Sleepless during Corona

It was past midnight and my phone beeped for the thousandth time that night. I picked it up and with groggy eyes tried to read the message on my screen. An Indian scientist, who has worked in Singapore, Japan, Iran and finally in Wuhan, China has shared the secret of the deadly Corona Virus. And he says that Corona virus is lethal only if you come in contact with pigeon poop after contracting the disease. Stay away from pigeons! Well, that clearly meant that Mumbai was a goner. Mumbaikars live in the pigeon kingdom. There was no escape for any of us. The pigeons were sure to take advantage of the situation and try to get revenge for the decades of harassment we have put them through. I am sure they will hunt and find Corona patients and poop on their faces and once they are dying, they will do the guturgu dance and probably make out. No, I am not writing to tell you about the secret behind surviving this pandemic (because you can't, you are probably going to get that virus anyw